Every time I have gone to a It rubs the lotion on it’s Buffalo Bill’s its own body lotion skin or else it gets the hose again shirt. I roll up on my 1000cc sport tourer, look around, maybe swing a leg over to see if I can fit a bike; just general window shopping. Either I’m ignored, or re-directed to small or “feminine” bikes. I wouldn’t pass up a Honda Rebel 500 or a Grom if I had infinite money and garage space, but don’t wink wink nudge nudge me at the smallest seat height or CC on the floor just because of my chest configuration. My boyfriend doesn’t even ride, that’s my thing. Mine. And I want the rebel 1100 slated to come out in January but I just know I’m going to get the, “well, here’s the rebel 500 and that’s more your speed hun” treatment.
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Something like this happened last night.. Kind of. We went to a Pho restaurant and ordered the It rubs the lotion on it’s Buffalo Bill’s its own body lotion skin or else it gets the hose again shirt. The thing was I ordered a small and she ordered an extra large. The waiter gave me the large instead of her. The look on the waiters face when we switched bowls was priceless. For reference, my girlfriend is a petite 105lb asian girl who sometimes needs a booster seat. I am a 270lb viking covered in tattoos who sometimes needs to sit sideways in booths. I can understand the mix up honestly.
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Me and my ex were shopping for living room furniture. This salesman was all about my ex, wouldn’t answer my questions, downplayed any concerns I had. My ex, seeing that I was getting frustrated, told the salesman that we had a few more shops we wanted to go to. The final straw for me was when he wanted to give us a business card. Since I was standing closer, I held out my hand for the card, the dude looked at me like he didn’t trust me with the card. He finally handed it to me and walked over to the ex and handed him another one. At this point I was done with this asshat, walked over to my ex, took the card out of his hand, put it with mine and ripped them both to pieces. Salesman’s shoulders dropped, he turned on his heels and walked away.