Unicorn I like sparkly things and the word fuck shirt

 Unicorn I like sparkly things and the word fuck shirt

My most recent x claimed this all the time. I gave her the benefit of the doubt since she did have Unicorn I like sparkly things and the word fuck shirt. But her obsession with eating fast food and being just fucking fine after always irked me. Then she would claim intolerance with the most ridiculous things. Like refusing meatballs that had 1/4cup of bread crumbs. Across 40 of them. Then go eat eggos as a snack later…. best part was when she had an new doctor that wanted to get up to speed on everything. The doctor ran a shit ton of tests and proceeded to tell her, on speakerphone In front of me, that she had no gluten allergy, intolerance or half of what else my x claimed she had. But guess what…nothing changed, except our relationship status.

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I don’t know if it’s considered a dark secret, but in the Unicorn I like sparkly things and the word fuck shirt I lived in from ages 10-18, we had a soldier die under some extremely questionable circumstances. They said he was high/drunk/experiencing mental distress and raided a nursery (the plant kind). They claimed he was attacked by wasps and ran. He called 911 several times and claimed that someone was chasing him, and was trying to kidnap him. In the last 911 call, he said everything was fine suddenly. Just 14-15 minutes later, he was struck by a woman who stopped and called 911. He was ran over 2 more times, and died. The autopsy showed no signs of bee or wasp stings.