Do you master the art of steering clear of drama? This “Avoiding Drama Doesn’t Mean I’m Scared Of You” T-shirt is your personal disclaimer with a hilarious twist! It’s more than just a shirt; it’s a witty way to let the world know you choose peace (mostly to avoid jail time!). If you’re seeking a sarcastic tee that gets straight to the point or a gift for that friend with a well-honed sense of self-preservation, look no further. This tee is sure to spark conversations and knowing smiles wherever you go!
What Makes This Avoiding Drama T Shirt So Funny
This shirt is like a walking meme – instantly relatable and guaranteed to break the ice! Imagine the knowing glances and chuckles as you confidently display your commitment to a drama-free life. Made with a soft and comfortable cotton blend, this shirt is perfect for everyday wear. The fit is relaxed and unisex, so you can spread the message of peace (and self-control) in style. It’s the perfect way to show that you choose mindful chillness and maybe also avoid some jail time.
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is tailor-made for those who appreciate a good dose of sarcasm and prefer to avoid conflict at all costs (for potentially hilarious reasons). Whether you’re a master of zen-like calm or just trying to keep your anger in check, this tee is a fun and relatable way to express yourself. It’s a great gift for friends with a dark sense of humor, introverts who value their peace, or anyone who understands the importance of avoiding unnecessary drama. Give the gift of laughter and self-awareness with this unique t-shirt!
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To keep your Avoiding Drama T-shirt looking its best, machine wash inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.
👕 About Avoiding Drama Doesn't Mean I'm Scared Of You I Have Anger Issues And I'm Trying To Avoid Jail T Shirt
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Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
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📏 Sizing & Fit
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Classic Fit: Fits true to size. Order your standard size for a sleek, contemporary look.
Streetwear Fit: Want that relaxed, oversized aesthetic? Size up 1–2 times.
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✨ Care Guide
Keep your Teejeep gear looking brand new. Since we use 100% natural cotton, following these steps will minimize shrinkage:
Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
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