Ever had one of those days where you just can’t with people? When a simple “no” isn’t enough, and you need a galactic-level attitude adjustment? This hilarious Baby Yoda shirt perfectly captures that unfiltered, “don’t mess with me” vibe we all feel sometimes. It’s for the Star Wars fan with a sassy side, a love for coffee, and absolutely zero patience for nonsense. If you’re ready to embrace your inner curmudgeon with a smile, this tee is your new favorite statement piece.
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This isn’t just a clever design; it’s a mood. Featuring everyone’s favorite green child, Baby Yoda, offering a very clear message with his middle finger, a “cup of fuckoffee,” and the unforgettable lines “one splash of no one cares, a dash of kiss my ass,” this shirt is a masterclass in humorous defiance. Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it ensures comfort for all-day wear, whether you’re tackling errands or unwinding at home. The bold graphic, as seen in the first image, stands out, making it an instant conversation starter and a true reflection of a no-nonsense personality.
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This Baby Yoda middle finger shirt is tailor-made for the bold, sarcastic Star Wars enthusiast, the coffee aficionado with an attitude, or anyone who appreciates humor that pushes the boundaries. It’s perfect for casual outings where you want to make a statement, a relaxed day at home, or even as a funny gift for that friend who always tells it like it is. Imagine the reaction when they unwrap this unique Baby Yoda “kiss my ass” shirt, as perfectly showcased in the second image!
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Product care instructions:
To keep your Baby Yoda fuckoffee shirt looking sharp, machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat. Do not use bleach. Iron on low if necessary, but keep the iron away from the printed design.
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The Ultimate Everyday Essential Elevate your wardrobe with the signature Teejeep touch. Our premium t-shirts are crafted for those who demand the perfect balance of rugged durability and cloud-like softness. Whether you’re hitting the streets or relaxing at home, this is the tee you’ll reach for every time.
Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
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Streetwear Fit: Want that relaxed, oversized aesthetic? Size up 1–2 times.
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✨ Care Guide
Keep your Teejeep gear looking brand new. Since we use 100% natural cotton, following these steps will minimize shrinkage:
Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
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first image, stands out, making it an instant conversation starter and a true reflection of a no-nonsense personality.
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