Ever been in a situation where someone asks for your advice, but you’re secretly thinking a more ‘direct’ solution would be better? This “Don’t ask me for advice I still think punching assholes in the face is the right shirt” perfectly captures that unapologetic, tell-it-like-it-is attitude. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a humorous declaration for anyone who prefers straightforward action over endless discussion. Wear it to spark a laugh, or to gently remind others where you stand on ‘advice’.
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This bold “Don’t ask me for advice I still think punching assholes in the face is the right shirt” is crafted from a soft, breathable cotton blend, ensuring comfort for any occasion. The direct, humorous graphic is designed to last, resisting fades and cracks so your statement stays clear. This funny advice shirt is a fantastic solution for finding a truly unique piece that reflects a blunt personality, or as a conversation-starting gift. It’s ideal for those who appreciate sarcastic humor and a no-nonsense approach, offering a relaxed fit in various sizes.
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This “Don’t ask me for advice I still think punching assholes in the face is the right shirt” is made for individuals with a sharp wit and a straightforward demeanor. It’s perfect for casual hangouts, a night out with friends who get your humor, or as a hilarious novelty gift for a birthday or white elephant exchange. If you’re known for your directness and love a good sarcastic tee, this confrontational humor shirt is for you.
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Product Care Instructions
To keep your “Don’t ask me for advice I still think punching assholes in the face is the right shirt” in prime condition, machine wash cold with similar colors, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid ironing directly on the design to protect the print.
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Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
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✨ Care Guide
Keep your Teejeep gear looking brand new. Since we use 100% natural cotton, following these steps will minimize shrinkage:
Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
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