Imagine a sunny afternoon, tending to your wilting houseplants, desperately trying to diagnose their malaise… nothing. Then, a voice in your head, clear as day, cuts through the horticultural despair: “Brawndo’s got what plants crave! It’s got electrolytes!” You chuckle, recalling the iconic, absurd wisdom from the cult classic Idiocracy. That moment of bizarre clarity, that shared understanding of a joke that transcends basic logic, is what this shirt is all about. It’s not just a piece of apparel; it’s a knowing wink to those who understand the true source of botanical well-being. This “Electrolytes it’s what plants crave shirt” perfectly captures that hilarious, thought-provoking essence.
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