Are you the kind of person who can fix anything with a little WD-40 and duct tape? Then this Funny Stitch “I’m Not Old, I Just Need Some WD 40 and a Little Duct Tape” shirt is perfect for you! Show off your resourceful spirit and sense of humor with this hilarious tee that’s sure to get some laughs.
What Makes This Funny Stitch Shirt Epic
This isn’t just a funny shirt; it’s a statement about your can-do attitude! Made from a soft and comfortable cotton blend, this shirt is perfect for everyday wear. The design features Stitch with the witty saying “I’m Not Old, I Just Need Some WD 40 and a Little Duct Tape,” making it a unique and relatable conversation starter. This shirt is for the person who’s always ready to lend a hand (and some supplies) to fix any problem! Wear your resourcefulness with pride!
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is for anyone who embraces their inner “fixer-upper” and has a great sense of humor. Wear it while working on projects around the house, at the garage, or just while hanging out with friends. It’s also a great gift for the handy person in your life who always knows how to get the job done. Show the world that you’re not old, just well-equipped!
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To keep your Funny Stitch shirt looking its best, machine wash it inside out in cold water. Tumble dry on low or hang it to dry. Avoid using bleach or ironing directly on the design. With a little care, you’ll be able to wear this funny and relatable tee for years to come!
👕 About Funny Stitch I’m not old I just need some WD 40 and a little duct tape shirt
The Ultimate Everyday Essential Elevate your wardrobe with the signature Teejeep touch. Our premium t-shirts are crafted for those who demand the perfect balance of rugged durability and cloud-like softness. Whether you’re hitting the streets or relaxing at home, this is the tee you’ll reach for every time.
Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
High-Def Printing: Our advanced ink-to-fiber bonding process ensures your design stays vibrant without the heavy, "plastic" feel of cheap prints. No cracking, no peeling—just quality.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Find your perfect match with our versatile retail-fit sizing.
Classic Fit: Fits true to size. Order your standard size for a sleek, contemporary look.
Streetwear Fit: Want that relaxed, oversized aesthetic? Size up 1–2 times.
Pro Tip: To ensure the perfect fit, compare your favorite shirt at home to the dimensions in our Size Chart located in the product images.
✨ Care Guide
Keep your Teejeep gear looking brand new. Since we use 100% natural cotton, following these steps will minimize shrinkage:
Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
📦 Production & Shipping
Every Teejeep order is made-to-order just for you. We don't do dusty warehouse stock—we print fresh when you click buy.
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