Do you have a slightly twisted sense of humor? Then this “Grinch if I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart” Christmas shirt is the perfect way to express it this holiday season! It’s guaranteed to get a reaction and is not for the easily offended!
What Makes This Grinch Asshole Christmas Shirt Epic
This isn’t your typical Christmas apparel. The shirt is crafted from a comfortable and durable cotton blend, and designed to be a relaxed and flattering fit for all body types. Sizes range from S-5XL.
Who Rocks This Grinch Fart Christmas Shirt Best
This shirt is for the person who’s not afraid to speak their mind. It is a hilarious gift for yourself or another amazing person you know.
With each Grinch if I wanted to listen to an asshole shirt, you’re contributing to creating a green tree.
To keep your shirt looking its best, machine wash cold, inside-out, and tumble dry low. Avoid ironing directly on the design.
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Delivery Time = Processing Time + Shipping Time
Processing Time: All orders are processed within 1–3 business days
Shipping Time:
USA: 5–7 business days
International: 7–10 business days*
*International delivery times may vary by country and can occasionally take longer due to customs or local shipping delays.
Tracking Your Order
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Delays Happen Sometimes
While we do our best to meet estimated delivery times, occasional delays may occur due to weather, carrier issues, or other unexpected events. Thanks for your understanding and patience!
Returns & Exchanges
Not in love with your Teejeep LLC item? No worries! You can request areturn or exchange within 30 days of receiving your order, as long as it meets our Return and Exchange Policy. Visit our Returns & Exchanges page for full details.
Refund Policy
Once your refund request is approved based on our policy, we’ll process your refund within 10 days from the date of confirmation via our official Teejeep LLC email.
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