Not feeling the holiday cheer this year? This “Grinch smoking you curse too much bitch you breathe too much shut the fuck up shirt” says it all. This shirt is for those who prefer a little snark with their eggnog, making it the perfect way to express your inner Grinch.
What Makes This Grinch Smoking Shirt Epic
If you’re tired of the forced cheer and saccharine sweetness of the holiday season, this shirt is for you. The Grinch smoking combines with hilarious profanity to create a truly unique design, perfect for those who like to push boundaries. It solves the problem of boring holiday apparel by offering something edgy and unexpected. While the saying is explicit, the soft cotton blend makes it comfortable. This shirt is for anyone who wants to make a statement, available in various sizes, that is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go.
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is perfect for those with a dark sense of humor who aren’t afraid to be a little edgy. Wear it to holiday parties (if you dare!), casual get-togethers, or anywhere you want to make a statement. It’s also a hilarious gift for your friend who always speaks their mind. Please be aware of the explicit language before gifting!
With each Grinch Smoking shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree.
To keep your Grinch shirt looking its best, machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry to preserve the design’s vibrancy. Avoid ironing directly on the graphic.
👕 About Grinch smoking you curse too much bitch you breathe too much shut the fuck up shirt
The Ultimate Everyday Essential Elevate your wardrobe with the signature Teejeep touch. Our premium t-shirts are crafted for those who demand the perfect balance of rugged durability and cloud-like softness. Whether you’re hitting the streets or relaxing at home, this is the tee you’ll reach for every time.
Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
High-Def Printing: Our advanced ink-to-fiber bonding process ensures your design stays vibrant without the heavy, "plastic" feel of cheap prints. No cracking, no peeling—just quality.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Find your perfect match with our versatile retail-fit sizing.
Classic Fit: Fits true to size. Order your standard size for a sleek, contemporary look.
Streetwear Fit: Want that relaxed, oversized aesthetic? Size up 1–2 times.
Pro Tip: To ensure the perfect fit, compare your favorite shirt at home to the dimensions in our Size Chart located in the product images.
✨ Care Guide
Keep your Teejeep gear looking brand new. Since we use 100% natural cotton, following these steps will minimize shrinkage:
Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
📦 Production & Shipping
Every Teejeep order is made-to-order just for you. We don't do dusty warehouse stock—we print fresh when you click buy.
Processing: Please check the "Shipping and Policies" section for our current handcrafted production window.
Shipping: Standard orders ship via USPS. Need it faster? Check out our shipping upgrades at checkout (note: upgrades affect transit time, not production time).
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