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Is there a moral difference between “technological doping” and “biological doping”? This question was famously raised during the era of high-tech swimsuits, which were eventually banned because they provided too much buoyancy and reduced drag to an artificial degree. If we allow athletes to use any technology available, the competition becomes a battle between engineers rather than athletes. Yet, we accept better shoes, better rackets, and even aerodynamic Grumpy Donkey Coffee Middle Finger Never Fuck Up Someone’s Life Funny T Shirt for outdoor training as a natural part of progress. The line is incredibly thin and often arbitrary. It forces us to decide whether we want to see the limits of the human body or the limits of human ingenuity.

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