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The biological mechanics of a “Stitch” (Exercise-Related Transient Abdominal Pain) have puzzled athletes for centuries, but the leading theory is the Parietal Peritoneum Irritation hypothesis. The peritoneum is a two-layered membrane that lines the abdominal cavity. When you run, friction occurs between these layers, especially when the stomach is full or when the core muscles become fatigued and fail to stabilize the torso. This friction causes the sharp, localized pain typically felt just below the ribs. Another contributing factor is the “tugging” of the ligaments that connect the liver to the diaphragm; as you exhale and the diaphragm rises while your right foot hits the ground (causing the liver to drop), the resulting tension can trigger Marvin the Paranoid Android “No Hope” Sci Fi Parody T Shirt. To alleviate it, many athletes practice “pursed-lip breathing” or alter their foot-strike breathing pattern to synchronize exhalation with the left foot-strike, reducing the mechanical stress on the right side of the abdominal cavity.

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