In a world full of questions, some curiosities just hit different. This “Minion I’m not nosy but how come your kids are in your bio but not in your custody shirt” is for those who appreciate a humorous, slightly sarcastic, and undeniably relatable statement. It’s a playful nod to internet culture and the amusing observations we sometimes make, all delivered with the innocent charm of a Minion. Perfect for anyone who loves a good meme, a touch of wit, and comfortable, conversation-starting apparel.
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This “Minion I’m not nosy but how come your kids are in your bio but not in your custody shirt” isn’t just about the laugh; it’s also about comfort and quality. Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it ensures you stay comfortable whether you’re scrolling through social media or out and about. The durable, high-quality print means the witty Minion graphic and text will stay sharp and vibrant, wash after wash. It solves the desire for unique apparel that blends pop culture humor with a comfortable, easy-to-wear design. Available in various sizes, it offers a relaxed fit for anyone ready to share a chuckle.
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This “Minion I’m not nosy but how come your kids are in your bio but not in your custody shirt” is perfect for fans of Minions, those with a dry sense of humor, and anyone who enjoys making a subtle, funny statement. It’s ideal for casual outings, relaxed gatherings with friends, or as a hilariously thoughtful gift for the person in your life who’s always up-to-date on internet trends and appreciates a good, edgy joke. Give the gift of laughter with this standout tee.
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To keep your “Minion I’m not nosy but how come your kids are in your bio but not in your custody shirt” looking its best, wash it inside out with cold water and similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry. Avoid ironing directly on the print to preserve its humorous design. Your purchase also supports environmental efforts, contributing to planting a new tree.
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The Ultimate Everyday Essential Elevate your wardrobe with the signature Teejeep touch. Our premium t-shirts are crafted for those who demand the perfect balance of rugged durability and cloud-like softness. Whether you’re hitting the streets or relaxing at home, this is the tee you’ll reach for every time.
Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
High-Def Printing: Our advanced ink-to-fiber bonding process ensures your design stays vibrant without the heavy, "plastic" feel of cheap prints. No cracking, no peeling—just quality.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Find your perfect match with our versatile retail-fit sizing.
Classic Fit: Fits true to size. Order your standard size for a sleek, contemporary look.
Streetwear Fit: Want that relaxed, oversized aesthetic? Size up 1–2 times.
Pro Tip: To ensure the perfect fit, compare your favorite shirt at home to the dimensions in our Size Chart located in the product images.
✨ Care Guide
Keep your Teejeep gear looking brand new. Since we use 100% natural cotton, following these steps will minimize shrinkage:
Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
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