If you’re at that stage of life where you feel like everything is declining except your waistline, this “My Brain Cells, Skin Cells, and Hair Cells Continue to Die, But My Fat Cells Seem to Thrive” Trending Shirt is for you. It’s the perfect funny aging shirt for those who find humor in the absurdities of life.
What Makes This Funny Brain Cell Shirt Epic
This shirt speaks to anyone experiencing the joys of getting older. It’s a funny and relatable way to acknowledge the changes in our bodies and minds. The unique value proposition? It combines a self-deprecating joke with a comfortable shirt. Perfect for casual wear, it is a great conversation starter for other like minded individuals. Basic size/fit information: Unisex fit, available in sizes S-3XL. Material: Cotton blend.
Who Rocks This Funny Shirt Best
This shirt is ideal for adults with a self-deprecating sense of humor, science enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a good biology joke. Perfect for casual Fridays, weekend errands, or as a humorous gift for birthdays. This also makes a great gift for that friend who is always complaining about getting older!
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To keep your shirt looking its best, machine wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low. This will help preserve the print and the shirt’s overall quality, so you can continue to wear it (and make people laugh) for years to come!
👕 About My brain cells skin cells and hair cells continue to die but my fat celis seem to have shirt
The Ultimate Everyday Essential Elevate your wardrobe with the signature Teejeep touch. Our premium t-shirts are crafted for those who demand the perfect balance of rugged durability and cloud-like softness. Whether you’re hitting the streets or relaxing at home, this is the tee you’ll reach for every time.
Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
High-Def Printing: Our advanced ink-to-fiber bonding process ensures your design stays vibrant without the heavy, "plastic" feel of cheap prints. No cracking, no peeling—just quality.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Find your perfect match with our versatile retail-fit sizing.
Classic Fit: Fits true to size. Order your standard size for a sleek, contemporary look.
Streetwear Fit: Want that relaxed, oversized aesthetic? Size up 1–2 times.
Pro Tip: To ensure the perfect fit, compare your favorite shirt at home to the dimensions in our Size Chart located in the product images.
✨ Care Guide
Keep your Teejeep gear looking brand new. Since we use 100% natural cotton, following these steps will minimize shrinkage:
Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
📦 Production & Shipping
Every Teejeep order is made-to-order just for you. We don't do dusty warehouse stock—we print fresh when you click buy.
Processing: Please check the "Shipping and Policies" section for our current handcrafted production window.
Shipping: Standard orders ship via USPS. Need it faster? Check out our shipping upgrades at checkout (note: upgrades affect transit time, not production time).
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