Tired of pregnancy assumptions? This “No. I’m Not Pregnant Yes, I Am Eating For Two” T-shirt is the perfect way to set the record straight with a whole lot of humor! It’s for all the food-loving women out there who embrace their inner “bitch” and aren’t afraid to showcase their appetite. Wear this tee and let the world know it’s just good food, not a baby bump!
What Makes This Eating For Two T-Shirt Epic
Imagine wearing this tee to your next family gathering or buffet. More than just clothing, it’s a humorous declaration that celebrates your love of deliciousness. It’s a statement about owning your body and appetite. Pair it with leggings, jeans, or your favorite comfy skirt for a look that’s both casual and confident.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this T-shirt is as comfortable as it is amusing. Check the size chart to ensure a perfect fit. Prepare to be the queen of relatable wit!
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is ideal for women who embrace their love of food and their inner sass. Wear it to casual outings, family dinners, or anytime you’re feeling playful and confident.
This is an excellent gift for friends who are always hungry or often mistaken for being pregnant – a hilarious way to address the stereotype and celebrate good food!
With each Eating For Two T-Shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree.
To keep your T-shirt looking fresh and fun, machine wash it inside out in cold water, and tumble dry on low. This simple care helps ensure the print stays bold and the fabric remains soft and cozy.
👕 About No. I'm Not Pregnant Yes, I Am Eating For Two Me & My Inner Bitch And She Likes Tagos T Shirt
The Ultimate Everyday Essential Elevate your wardrobe with the signature Teejeep touch. Our premium t-shirts are crafted for those who demand the perfect balance of rugged durability and cloud-like softness. Whether you’re hitting the streets or relaxing at home, this is the tee you’ll reach for every time.
Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
High-Def Printing: Our advanced ink-to-fiber bonding process ensures your design stays vibrant without the heavy, "plastic" feel of cheap prints. No cracking, no peeling—just quality.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Find your perfect match with our versatile retail-fit sizing.
Classic Fit: Fits true to size. Order your standard size for a sleek, contemporary look.
Streetwear Fit: Want that relaxed, oversized aesthetic? Size up 1–2 times.
Pro Tip: To ensure the perfect fit, compare your favorite shirt at home to the dimensions in our Size Chart located in the product images.
✨ Care Guide
Keep your Teejeep gear looking brand new. Since we use 100% natural cotton, following these steps will minimize shrinkage:
Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
📦 Production & Shipping
Every Teejeep order is made-to-order just for you. We don't do dusty warehouse stock—we print fresh when you click buy.
Processing: Please check the "Shipping and Policies" section for our current handcrafted production window.
Shipping: Standard orders ship via USPS. Need it faster? Check out our shipping upgrades at checkout (note: upgrades affect transit time, not production time).
Deadlines: Have a special event? Message us before you order to ensure we can meet your timeline.
,,,
🤝 The Teejeep Guarantee
We’re obsessed with quality and even more obsessed with your satisfaction. If something isn't right, let us know—we’ll make it right.
Love your look? Tag us in a photo or leave a review! Your support keeps the Teejeep community growing.
First off, the quality of their shirts say it all. Softness, fade resistance, durability. Then, as if that wasn't enough, an artist pours their infinitely passionate, and beautiful energy into their artwork, which then resonates with me on a fundamental level.AND THEN, as if THAT wasn't enough, they make underwear and undershirts of the same quality material. I AM A FAN OF THIS COMPANY AND THEIR MISSION. My goal is to own one shirt of each they have produced. And their nut huggers and undershirts. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
