Show off your American pride and your disdain for the metric system with this hilarious Patriot Skeleton T-shirt! Featuring a skeleton graphic and the phrase “WTF is a kilometer?”, this tee is guaranteed to get some laughs and spark conversation.
What Makes This Shirt Epic
This isn’t just another flag shirt; it’s a funny statement piece. This patriot skeleton shirt solves the problem of finding patriotic apparel that is funny and unique. Made from a soft, comfortable cotton blend, this tee is perfect for celebrating Independence Day, Memorial Day, or any day you want to show off your American spirit.
Available in sizes S-3XL.
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is perfect for the proud American with a sense of humor. Wear it to BBQs, parades, or any casual occasion where you want to show off your patriotism with a twist. Makes a great gift for veterans, history buffs, or anyone who loves a good laugh.
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Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
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Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
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