It’s a hilariously bold and festive declaration of Dallas Cowboys fandom, featuring Santa Claus with a clear message for non-believers. It’s perfect for those who love their team fiercely and enjoy a good laugh during the holidays. Die-hard Cowboys fans with a fantastic sense of humor, ready to spread some unconventional holiday cheer will love this tee.
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Celebrate your Cowboys pride with unashamed confidence this holiday season, making a statement that’s both witty and loyal. This tee offers a comfortable, eye-catching, and undeniably funny way to express your devotion, perfect for holiday parties, game watch gatherings, or even as an alternative to the usual “ugly sweater.” Its one-of-a-kind Santa Claus-themed, humorous Cowboys fan shirt design makes it unique. Made from soft, breathable fabric with a bold and durable graphic print, it provides a relaxed fit for festive fun.
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This tee is for the ultimate Dallas Cowboys enthusiast, someone who loves to be the life of the party, or anyone who appreciates humor in their sports fan gear. It’s ideal for Christmas parties, family gatherings (if they can handle it!), game days during the festive season, or as a fun conversation starter. An unforgettable and cheeky gift for that special Cowboys fan in your life who isn’t afraid to show their true colors.
Product Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors.
Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life.
Do not iron directly on the design.
Do not bleach.
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Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
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