Santa Claus sleeping is my drug my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police Merry Christmas shirt

Santa Claus sleeping is my drug my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police Merry Christmas shirt

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Santa Claus sleeping is my drug my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police Merry Christmas shirt

Ever felt like sleep is your ultimate escape, and your bed is your most reliable connection? This “Santa Claus sleeping is my drug my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police Merry Christmas shirt” perfectly captures that hilariously relatable sentiment, just in time for the holidays! It’s not just a Christmas shirt; it’s a witty declaration for anyone who cherishes their sleep, fears their alarm, and sees Santa Claus as a fellow connoisseur of deep slumber. This tee is for those who celebrate the festive season with a generous dose of humor and a deep appreciation for naps.

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This “Santa Claus sleeping is my drug my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police Merry Christmas shirt” is designed for maximum comfort and maximum laughs. Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it feels as cozy as a warm bed on a cold Christmas morning. The clever graphic, as seen in the first image, features a snoozing Santa with the unforgettable quote, making it an instant conversation starter. This funny Christmas tee solves the problem of finding holiday apparel that truly reflects your love for sleep, offering a comfortable and stylish way to express your seasonal mood. It’s durable, soft, and ready for all your holiday lounging.

Santa Claus sleeping is my drug my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police Merry Christmas shirt

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The “Santa Claus sleeping is my drug my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police Merry Christmas shirt” is perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor and a profound love for sleep. It’s an ideal funny Christmas shirt for holiday parties, lazy mornings, or as a hilarious gift for a friend or family member who understands the struggle of the morning alarm. Imagine gifting this witty holiday tee to someone who truly appreciates a good sleep-in! As shown in the second image, it’s a versatile and amusing addition to any holiday wardrobe, connecting you with fellow sleep enthusiasts.

Santa Claus sleeping is my drug my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police Merry Christmas shirt

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When you purchase this “Santa Claus sleeping is my drug my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police Merry Christmas shirt,” you’re not just adding humor to your closet; you’re also helping the environment. A portion of every sale contributes to planting green trees, making a positive impact on our planet. To keep your unique Santa Claus sleeping shirt looking its best, machine wash it inside out with cold water and similar colors. Tumble dry on low heat, and avoid ironing directly on the design to preserve its witty charm.

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