Looking for a shirt that’s sure to get a reaction? This “Skeleton I am not a proctologist I know an asshole when I see one” tee isn’t for the faint of heart! It’s the perfect blend of edgy humor and dark sarcasm, guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations (or maybe a few arguments!).
What Makes This Funny Skeleton Shirt Epic?
This shirt isn’t your average run-of-the-mill tee. If you enjoy pushing boundaries and making people laugh (or cringe), this shirt is your calling card. Wear it to a Halloween party, a comedy show, or just around town to let everyone know you’ve got a wicked sense of humor. This shirt is crafted from a soft and comfortable cotton blend, ensuring all-day comfort, even when you’re stirring up trouble. Available in sizes S to 5XL.
Who Rocks This Funny Skeleton Shirt Best?
This shirt is tailor-made for the sarcastic soul who isn’t afraid to speak their mind. If you’re known for your dark wit and love a good offensive joke, this tee is your perfect match. It also makes an awesome gift for that friend who always appreciates a bit of edgy humor!
With each Skeleton shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree. To keep your shirt looking great, machine wash it inside out in cold water. Tumble dry on low or hang it up to dry to preserve the color and prevent shrinking. Avoid using bleach or ironing directly on the design.
We want your TEEJEEP order to arrive on time and without surprises! Here’s everything you need to know about our shipping process:
Delivery Time = Processing Time + Shipping Time
- Processing Time: All orders are processed within 1–3 business days
- Shipping Time:
- USA: 5–7 business days
- International: 7–10 business days*
*International delivery times may vary by country and can occasionally take longer due to customs or local shipping delays.
Tracking Your Order
Once your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking number by email so you can easily follow its journey to your doorstep.
Delays Happen Sometimes
While we do our best to meet estimated delivery times, occasional delays may occur due to weather, carrier issues, or other unexpected events. Thanks for your understanding and patience!
Returns & Exchanges
Not in love with your Teejeep LLC item? No worries! You can request a return or exchange within 30 days of receiving your order, as long as it meets our Return and Exchange Policy. Visit our Returns & Exchanges page for full details.
Refund Policy
Once your refund request is approved based on our policy, we’ll process your refund within 10 days from the date of confirmation via our official Teejeep LLC email.
Need Help?
If you have questions about your order, shipping times, or anything else, our friendly Teejeep LLC support team is always here to help.
