Looking for a shirt that’s sure to get a reaction? This “Skeleton I am not a proctologist I know an asshole when I see one” tee isn’t for the faint of heart! It’s the perfect blend of edgy humor and dark sarcasm, guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations (or maybe a few arguments!).
What Makes This Funny Skeleton Shirt Epic?
This shirt isn’t your average run-of-the-mill tee. If you enjoy pushing boundaries and making people laugh (or cringe), this shirt is your calling card. Wear it to a Halloween party, a comedy show, or just around town to let everyone know you’ve got a wicked sense of humor. This shirt is crafted from a soft and comfortable cotton blend, ensuring all-day comfort, even when you’re stirring up trouble. Available in sizes S to 5XL.
Who Rocks This Funny Skeleton Shirt Best?
This shirt is tailor-made for the sarcastic soul who isn’t afraid to speak their mind. If you’re known for your dark wit and love a good offensive joke, this tee is your perfect match. It also makes an awesome gift for that friend who always appreciates a bit of edgy humor!
With each Skeleton shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree. To keep your shirt looking great, machine wash it inside out in cold water. Tumble dry on low or hang it up to dry to preserve the color and prevent shrinking. Avoid using bleach or ironing directly on the design.
👕 About Skeleton I am not a proctologist I know an asshole when I see one shirt
The Ultimate Everyday Essential Elevate your wardrobe with the signature Teejeep touch. Our premium t-shirts are crafted for those who demand the perfect balance of rugged durability and cloud-like softness. Whether you’re hitting the streets or relaxing at home, this is the tee you’ll reach for every time.
Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
High-Def Printing: Our advanced ink-to-fiber bonding process ensures your design stays vibrant without the heavy, "plastic" feel of cheap prints. No cracking, no peeling—just quality.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Find your perfect match with our versatile retail-fit sizing.
Classic Fit: Fits true to size. Order your standard size for a sleek, contemporary look.
Streetwear Fit: Want that relaxed, oversized aesthetic? Size up 1–2 times.
Pro Tip: To ensure the perfect fit, compare your favorite shirt at home to the dimensions in our Size Chart located in the product images.
✨ Care Guide
Keep your Teejeep gear looking brand new. Since we use 100% natural cotton, following these steps will minimize shrinkage:
Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
📦 Production & Shipping
Every Teejeep order is made-to-order just for you. We don't do dusty warehouse stock—we print fresh when you click buy.
Processing: Please check the "Shipping and Policies" section for our current handcrafted production window.
Shipping: Standard orders ship via USPS. Need it faster? Check out our shipping upgrades at checkout (note: upgrades affect transit time, not production time).
Deadlines: Have a special event? Message us before you order to ensure we can meet your timeline.
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