👕 About Smurf I’m 97% sure you don’t like me I’m 100% sure I don’t care shirt

The Ultimate Everyday Essential Elevate your wardrobe with the signature Teejeep touch. Our premium t-shirts are crafted for those who demand the perfect balance of rugged durability and cloud-like softness. Whether you’re hitting the streets or relaxing at home, this is the tee you’ll reach for every time.

• Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
• Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
• The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
• High-Def Printing: Our advanced ink-to-fiber bonding process ensures your design stays vibrant without the heavy, "plastic" feel of cheap prints. No cracking, no peeling—just quality.

📏 Sizing & Fit

Find your perfect match with our versatile retail-fit sizing.

• Classic Fit: Fits true to size. Order your standard size for a sleek, contemporary look.
• Streetwear Fit: Want that relaxed, oversized aesthetic? Size up 1–2 times.
• Pro Tip: To ensure the perfect fit, compare your favorite shirt at home to the dimensions in our Size Chart located in the product images.

✨ Care Guide

Keep your Teejeep gear looking brand new. Since we use 100% natural cotton, following these steps will minimize shrinkage:

1. Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
2. Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
3. Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
4. Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.

📦 Production & Shipping

Every Teejeep order is made-to-order just for you. We don't do dusty warehouse stock—we print fresh when you click buy.

• Processing: Please check the "Shipping and Policies" section for our current handcrafted production window.
• Shipping: Standard orders ship via USPS. Need it faster? Check out our shipping upgrades at checkout (note: upgrades affect transit time, not production time).
• Deadlines: Have a special event? Message us before you order to ensure we can meet your timeline.

🤝 The Teejeep Guarantee

We’re obsessed with quality and even more obsessed with your satisfaction. If something isn't right, let us know—we’ll make it right.

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