Need a shirt that perfectly expresses your IDGAF attitude? This “Stitch cup of fuckoffee” shirt says it all! It’s a hilarious, sarcastic, and slightly offensive way to show the world you’re not here to please everyone. Perfect for those days when you just can’t even.
What Makes This Shirt Epic
This Stitch shirt is a bold statement for those with a wicked sense of humor. Best paired with an equally unapologetic attitude or a “I don’t care!” expression. It solves the problem of finding clothing that truly represents your dark sense of humor. The main selling points are a high-quality, durable print, a soft and comfortable material, and it is certain to turn heads and incite reactions, which can be very amusing! Crafted from a premium cotton blend, this shirt ensures both comfort and longevity. Please consult our size chart to find your best fit before purchasing.
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is not for the faint of heart! Rock this shirt if you have a bold personality and enjoy making people laugh (or cringe). This makes a great gift for that friend who always speaks their mind, likes Stitch and loves a bit of dark humor, or wants to make a statement. Perfect for casual Fridays, parties, or any time you want to add some irreverence to your day.
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👕 About Stitch cup of fuckoffee one splash of no one cares a dash of kiss my ass add some fuck you shirt
The Ultimate Everyday Essential Elevate your wardrobe with the signature Teejeep touch. Our premium t-shirts are crafted for those who demand the perfect balance of rugged durability and cloud-like softness. Whether you’re hitting the streets or relaxing at home, this is the tee you’ll reach for every time.
Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
High-Def Printing: Our advanced ink-to-fiber bonding process ensures your design stays vibrant without the heavy, "plastic" feel of cheap prints. No cracking, no peeling—just quality.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Find your perfect match with our versatile retail-fit sizing.
Classic Fit: Fits true to size. Order your standard size for a sleek, contemporary look.
Streetwear Fit: Want that relaxed, oversized aesthetic? Size up 1–2 times.
Pro Tip: To ensure the perfect fit, compare your favorite shirt at home to the dimensions in our Size Chart located in the product images.
✨ Care Guide
Keep your Teejeep gear looking brand new. Since we use 100% natural cotton, following these steps will minimize shrinkage:
Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
📦 Production & Shipping
Every Teejeep order is made-to-order just for you. We don't do dusty warehouse stock—we print fresh when you click buy.
Processing: Please check the "Shipping and Policies" section for our current handcrafted production window.
Shipping: Standard orders ship via USPS. Need it faster? Check out our shipping upgrades at checkout (note: upgrades affect transit time, not production time).
Deadlines: Have a special event? Message us before you order to ensure we can meet your timeline.
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First off, the quality of their shirts say it all. Softness, fade resistance, durability. Then, as if that wasn't enough, an artist pours their infinitely passionate, and beautiful energy into their artwork, which then resonates with me on a fundamental level.AND THEN, as if THAT wasn't enough, they make underwear and undershirts of the same quality material. I AM A FAN OF THIS COMPANY AND THEIR MISSION. My goal is to own one shirt of each they have produced. And their nut huggers and undershirts. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
