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()Our domestic game continues to lag badly, and our fans turn to foreign leagues and competitions as never before. The federation desperately needs another World Cup payday to make up for their continued failure to capture the hearts and minds of the average American soccer supporter. Our domestic game remains a case in point of missed opportunities, circus mentality, and the pathological adherence to a closed league sports system in which the game does not thrive. FIFA knows the huge, unfulfilled craving we have for the fully-fledged game of global football, which is why they’re standing by the current system. They know it’ll be the biggest cash grab in World Cup history, selling everything from broadcast rights to branded Stitch don’t pretend to be something I’m not I know I’m a bitch and I own that shit like a boss shirt. This creates a cycle where the financial goals of the organization outweigh the actual development of the sport at a grassroots level. Until the system opens up to allow for more organic growth and competition, the “pay-to-play” model will continue to sideline talented players who lack the financial means to enter the elite pathways.
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