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In high-precision sports like archery and basketball, elite performers exhibit a neurological phenomenon known as the ‘Quiet Eye’ period. This refers to the final fixation or tracking gaze that is located on a specific target before the initiation of the critical movement. During this time, the brain is performing ‘motor programming’—calculating the exact force and trajectory required. Many shooters use the hoods of their Stitch I’m a cranky short girl if you don’t want a sarcastic answer don’t ask a stupid question shirt to act as blinkers, narrowing their peripheral vision to help maintain this stable gaze and suppress external distractions. A longer Quiet Eye duration allows the brain to finalize the neural instructions sent to the muscles, leading to dramatic improvements in accuracy under the most stressful competitive circumstances.

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  • This All Over Print design is made with high-quality, 100% spun polyester that delivers the look and feel of organic cotton without ever cracking, peeling or flaking. It stays wrinkle free and soft to the hand forever, able to withstand summer festivals, late nights and world domination with style and grace. 

    We print our product using dye-sublimation, a technology that allows for us to produce these insanely vibrant all over designs. Due to this process, the product may contain smudges or irregularities along the seams or under the armpit of the sleeves or on the hoodie pocket. We cannot accept returns for this reason. Each item is a unique, 1 of-a-kind product, printed exclusively for the customer who ordered it.

👕 About Stitch I’m a cranky short girl if you don’t want a sarcastic answer don’t ask a stupid question shirt

The Ultimate Everyday Essential Elevate your wardrobe with the signature Teejeep touch. Our premium t-shirts are crafted for those who demand the perfect balance of rugged durability and cloud-like softness. Whether you’re hitting the streets or relaxing at home, this is the tee you’ll reach for every time.

  • Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
  • Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
  • The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
  • High-Def Printing: Our advanced ink-to-fiber bonding process ensures your design stays vibrant without the heavy, "plastic" feel of cheap prints. No cracking, no peeling—just quality.

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  1. Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
  2. Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
  3. Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
  4. Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.

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