Looking for a Christmas shirt that’s a little naughty and a lot hilarious? This Stitch Santa “keep a mistletoe in my back pocket so you can kiss my ass” Christmas shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations (and maybe a few blushes!). It’s the perfect way to show off your edgy side during the holidays, Stitch-style.
What Makes This Stitch Christmas Shirt Epic
Forget the cute reindeer and jolly Santas – this shirt is all about Stitch’s mischievous charm and a dash of adult humor. Imagine rocking this at your next holiday party, guaranteed to be the center of attention. It’s the kind of shirt that breaks the ice and gets people laughing. Made from a soft and breathable cotton blend, this shirt is comfortable enough to wear all day long. Get ready to spread some holiday cheer with a side of Stitch sarcasm!
Who Rocks This Stitch Best
This shirt is for the bold and the funny! If you’re the kind of person who loves a good laugh and isn’t afraid to push the boundaries a little, this Stitch Christmas shirt is for you. Wear it to holiday parties, casual gatherings, or even just around town to spread some subversive Christmas spirit. It’s also a killer gift for that friend who always has a sarcastic comeback ready to go. Give the gift of laughter (and maybe a little shock value) this Christmas!
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To keep your Stitch Christmas shirt looking its most outrageous, machine wash it inside out in cold water and tumble dry on low. This will help preserve the bold graphic and keep the laughter going for years to come.
👕 About Stitch Santa keep a mistletoe in my back pocket so you can kiss my ass Christmas shirt
The Ultimate Everyday Essential Elevate your wardrobe with the signature Teejeep touch. Our premium t-shirts are crafted for those who demand the perfect balance of rugged durability and cloud-like softness. Whether you’re hitting the streets or relaxing at home, this is the tee you’ll reach for every time.
Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
High-Def Printing: Our advanced ink-to-fiber bonding process ensures your design stays vibrant without the heavy, "plastic" feel of cheap prints. No cracking, no peeling—just quality.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Find your perfect match with our versatile retail-fit sizing.
Classic Fit: Fits true to size. Order your standard size for a sleek, contemporary look.
Streetwear Fit: Want that relaxed, oversized aesthetic? Size up 1–2 times.
Pro Tip: To ensure the perfect fit, compare your favorite shirt at home to the dimensions in our Size Chart located in the product images.
✨ Care Guide
Keep your Teejeep gear looking brand new. Since we use 100% natural cotton, following these steps will minimize shrinkage:
Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
📦 Production & Shipping
Every Teejeep order is made-to-order just for you. We don't do dusty warehouse stock—we print fresh when you click buy.
Processing: Please check the "Shipping and Policies" section for our current handcrafted production window.
Shipping: Standard orders ship via USPS. Need it faster? Check out our shipping upgrades at checkout (note: upgrades affect transit time, not production time).
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