Dear Santa all I want is a fat bank account and a skinny body please don’t mix it up again like Christmas shirt
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- This item: Dear Santa all I want is a fat bank account and a skinny body please don’t mix it up again like Christmas shirt Original price was: $28.99.$21.95Current price is: $21.95.
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May 06
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Wishlists can be tricky, especially when Santa’s involved! This “Dear Santa” shirt perfectly captures the humorous desire for a fat bank account and a skinny body – a relatable Christmas wish for many. It’s a fun and lighthearted way to express your holiday hopes (and maybe a little bit of sarcasm!).
What Makes This Dear Santa Shirt Epic
This t-shirt is more than just festive clothing; it’s a wearable wish! Imagine wearing this tee to your next Christmas party, a casual holiday gathering, or while opening presents. It speaks to those who appreciate a good laugh and can relate to wanting it all during the holiday season. This shirt solves the problem of finding a funny and relatable Christmas shirt that expresses your inner desires. It’s made from a soft and comfortable fabric, perfect for all-day holiday comfort. Refer to the size chart.
Who Rocks This Dear Santa Best
This shirt is ideal for anyone with a sense of humor and a relatable wishlist. Wear it to Christmas events, family gatherings, or even as a comfy and funny sleep shirt. It makes a great gift for friends, family, or coworkers who share the same holiday aspirations (and a love for a good laugh!).
With each Dear Santa shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree.
To keep your Dear Santa shirt looking its best, machine wash cold, inside-out, and tumble dry on low. This will help keep the print vibrant and the shirt soft for many holiday seasons to come!
👕 About Dear Santa all I want is a fat bank account and a skinny body please don’t mix it up again like Christmas shirt
The Ultimate Everyday Essential Elevate your wardrobe with the signature Teejeep touch. Our premium t-shirts are crafted for those who demand the perfect balance of rugged durability and cloud-like softness. Whether you’re hitting the streets or relaxing at home, this is the tee you’ll reach for every time.
- Premium Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. We’ve filtered out the impurities to create a fabric that is exceptionally smooth, breathable, and lightweight.
- Tailored Construction: Featuring a Unisex Retail Fit with side-seams for a polished silhouette and shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape, wash after wash.
- The Feel: Ultra-soft to the touch with a lightweight drape that feels broken-in from day one.
- High-Def Printing: Our advanced ink-to-fiber bonding process ensures your design stays vibrant without the heavy, "plastic" feel of cheap prints. No cracking, no peeling—just quality.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Find your perfect match with our versatile retail-fit sizing.
- Classic Fit: Fits true to size. Order your standard size for a sleek, contemporary look.
- Streetwear Fit: Want that relaxed, oversized aesthetic? Size up 1–2 times.
- Pro Tip: To ensure the perfect fit, compare your favorite shirt at home to the dimensions in our Size Chart located in the product images.
✨ Care Guide
Keep your Teejeep gear looking brand new. Since we use 100% natural cotton, following these steps will minimize shrinkage:
- Wash: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with similar colors.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longevity.
- Iron: Use a cool iron if necessary. Avoid ironing directly over the print.
- Avoid: Do not use bleach or dry clean.
📦 Production & Shipping
Every Teejeep order is made-to-order just for you. We don't do dusty warehouse stock—we print fresh when you click buy.
- Processing: Please check the "Shipping and Policies" section for our current handcrafted production window.
- Shipping: Standard orders ship via USPS. Need it faster? Check out our shipping upgrades at checkout (note: upgrades affect transit time, not production time).
- Deadlines: Have a special event? Message us before you order to ensure we can meet your timeline.
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